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She carried on slurping from the juicebox as she watched the sisters and Malleus argue, before turning her attention a bit too late to the guardsman running up behind her.  One crash later, and Zethinas juicebox had been knocked from her hands and squished underfoot.  Zethina sniffled slightly in lament.

The guardsman passed on the news of the Necron assault to Malleus, before receiving a sharp kick to the shin from Zethina for the wasted juicebox.

Had the guardsman been any slower to leave, Malleus probably would have broken his head off. “WHY ARE WE ALWAYS THE FUCKING CAVALRY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? WHEN DID THE IMPERIUM SUDDENLY BECOME A COMPLETELY INEPT CLUSTERFUCK?” The Marine sighed, casually turning to plant his fist in the wall, before straightening back up.

I know you Space Marines live a relatively sheltered life, so allow me to explain to you: the Imperium is pretty much run by a bunch of useless, power-grubbing weasels who have slept, stabbed, and otherwise scoundrelated themselves into their current offices.