“Of course! The Imperial Guard is ready for any situation!” With that, he turned to the sergeant: “Varius, be sure to keep an eye on Private Hiras and Corporal Ises. No, you may not ask why,” replied the Commissar when the NCO opened his mouth in protest….
“YOU’RE ALL A SACK OF SORRY TINMINERS!” Durin bellowed, his temper ruined by a hangover, “CAVORTING ABOUT LIKE A BUNCH OF SLAANESHI CULTISTS!WELL THAT ENDS TODAY! ONLY FIFTEEN DRINKS A DAY FOR EACH OF YOU! AND I WANT YOU SLAGBAGS ON THE MARCH! NOW WHERE’S BOMBER?!”
Sila, do be a dear and keep your chocolate-craving antics away from the room full of explosives, combustibles, and otherwise volatile substances, hmm? Otherwise, I’m going to put plasma turrets by the doorway and connect them to estrogen sensors.
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Sila, do be a dear and keep your chocolate-craving antics away from the room full of explosives, combustibles, and...
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