December 2011
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Dec 31st
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MODNOTE: Hey there, Wartumblr.  Have a happy new year - and above all else, stay classy.  As fun as dancing on the tables can be, it’s hard on the finish and often upon one’s head when they make a surprise impact with the floor.
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I've been thinking a lot... I'd be willing to a...
askthearchon: ask-a-tech-priest: Sounds like somebody misses being Slaanesh’s love-sponge. I’m going to tear you appart limb by robotic limb for that… Promises, promises.
Dec 29th
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I've been thinking a lot... I'd be willing to a...
Sounds like somebody misses being Slaanesh’s love-sponge.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Confessions of a bolter bitch: ask-a-tech-priest... →
sistersinclair: ask-a-tech-priest replied to your post: Hello there, Battle Sister that I haven’t met yet! I’m Sister Mechanicus Wreneath, and I build the machines that make the enemy go boom. How’s things? Bouncing Spunty the Servo-Skull off Novice Larry’s head seems to have brought about some… I don’t speak in riddles!  I speak in Wreneath!  Sister Echo told me there’s a...
Dec 28th
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the-tau-empire asked: Well the Emperor and I are friends! We were in that awesome conga line into the Eye of Terror. So just enjoy the awesome stuff I gave you and have a fun time!
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
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the-tau-empire asked: Not heresy when in the name of the Emperor.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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MODSTORY: Apparently I now qualify for status as a real-life Tech Priest. Today I took my car out to my father’s garage to pull the transmission out and replace the clutch.  Not an especially complicated procedure once you get the transmission out of the vehicle, as the clutches come in ready-pack kits that slide right into the transmission. While I was removing the transmission, I noticed...
Dec 26th
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the-tau-empire asked: Tech Priest! Here are some of our plasma technology feel free to take it apart and make it as dangerous and explodey as you like! I also got you some nice Tau incense. Merry Imperimus
Dec 26th
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askthesister asked: Sister-Mechanicus. A riddle. What does one give the Techpriest who can forge everything? The answer? A Servitor Skull cozy and a box of kraken grenades. Merry Imperimus!
Dec 26th
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So all the various Chaos forces on tumblr are running around killing each other, covering each other in various bodily fluids, and generally making a mess of things. No big surprise there…
Dec 25th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod: khornethebloodgod: ask-a-tech-priest: heresygoesblam: I go to work for 8 hours on xmas, and shit hits the fan. Can someone summarize what the hell happened today? cause scrolling through all of this is getting kinda old. Everything that has gone wrong today can be blamed on Slaanesh. AS FUCKING USUAL Oh don’t be buttheads. I just gave lapdances and presents. ...
Dec 25th
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heresygoesblam: I go to work for 8 hours on xmas, and shit hits the fan. Can someone summarize what the hell happened today? cause scrolling through all of this is getting kinda old. Everything that has gone wrong today can be blamed on Slaanesh.
Dec 25th
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stevethecultist-deactivated2012 asked: But until you do, you should polish The Steve's plasma converter. BAM! *Hipthrusts*
Dec 25th
STINGS, DOESN'T IT?
theangrymarine: —- >implying that ponies in pastel colours aren’t stretchy MAN, YOU’RE A STUPID FUCK, AREN’T YOU, KHORNE? Khorne…wants to hurt the pretty, rainbow-colored ponies? … THIS MAKES ME VERY, VERY ANGRY!
Dec 25th
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stevethecultist-deactivated2012 asked: The Steve's never tainted a chick with metal. S'all good, baby. The Steve's got some motor oil and a power wrench just for you.
Dec 25th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod said:
theimmortalgodemperorofmankind: “Aww whats wrong with it Emperor?” It’s just so… Heretical. To be fair, it’s less eye-rending than watching a Magos attempt the same thing.
Dec 25th
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slaaneshthepleasuregod asked: Merry Christmas cutie *attempts to lap danceo n tech priest* :I so cold.
Dec 24th
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Letters from a Sororitas: ((hoppin’ on this wagon... →
askthesister: ((hoppin’ on this wagon train.)) To Sister Sila: My thanks to you for the optic, and for the trust you placed in me. May we strive for the emperor many a year to come. To Slaanesh: Abstinence is a virtue. To Khorne: I have no words for you To Sister-Mechanicus Wren: Strike Larry with a Wrench… But I haven’t finished installing the power field generator yet!
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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If any of you are curious about my recent...
sisterofmechanicus: ask-a-tech-priest: sisterofmechanicus: xavar-thechaoslord: They assaulted the Eye of Terror. This delayed my return. And it was a fantastic conga line at that. It was awesome!  And I was vaguely involved!  Huzzah!  Shame that Shark Marine isn’t around any more.  He was classy! Indeed. Your weaponised T-rex was a smash though, much roaring and stomping of...
Dec 24th
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If any of you are curious about my recent...
sisterofmechanicus: xavar-thechaoslord: They assaulted the Eye of Terror. This delayed my return. And it was a fantastic conga line at that. It was awesome!  And I was vaguely involved!  Huzzah!  Shame that Shark Marine isn’t around any more.  He was classy!
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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heresygoesblam asked: Perhaps it is time to retire ol' bolty. But what would you suggest that has more panache as you call it? I asked my guardsmen for their opinions on this important topic, but they did not seem very enthused.
Dec 24th
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the-tau-empire asked: So i saw that you guys loaded a T-rex up with fire power.. any chance you could do that to my Greater Knarlocs?
Dec 23rd
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++ RESEARCH LOG FOR BROTHER SISTER WRENEATH ++ Still haven’t quite got used to that whole “sister” thing… You know, these days it’s almost fashionable to see people walking around with mechadendrite weaponry.  Most people who go this route seem to prefer the rugged and dependable laser mechadendrite, what with it being able to draw a virtually unlimited supply of...
Dec 23rd
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kharnisaswellguy asked: BURN! MAIM! KILL! ALSO, CAN YOU FIX MY GAUNTLET? IF YOU DO, I WON'T KILL YO.
Dec 23rd
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Letters from a Sororitas: slaaneshthepleasuregod... →
askthesister: slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: ((While I find 40K space marines to be nifty, it… ((Do you know where can you normally get minis besides online? I want to start a daemonette army. My boyfriend convinced me to try the miniatures)) ((Depends on your country of origin. And… MODNOTE: One of the problems with getting Games Workshop minis is that the company...
Dec 21st
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So the Emperor is coming over for some drinks, eh?  Good thing the Cult of Mars bought that agri-world for the express purpose of making hooch.  I have a sneaking suspicion we’re going to need it. The whole planet, that is.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
its-bold-out asked: what do you think of tau technology?
Dec 20th
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((GUESS WHAT I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD!))
askthesister: theangrymarine: ((THOUSAND SONS MOTHERFUCKIN’ TRIXIE.)) That, that right there, that Tzeentch worshiper needs to be put down.  
Dec 20th
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Letters from a Sororitas: sisterofmechanicus... →
theangrymarine: askthesister: theangrymarine: askthesister: theangrymarine: askthesister: sisterofmechanicus reblogged theangrymarine: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: Dammit! It was worth a shot though. HEY, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPEECH PATTERNS ON THAT THING, IT HAS TO HAVE A… BUT YOU INVITED IT TO...
Dec 20th
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Letters from a Sororitas: sisterofmechanicus... →
askthesister: ask-a-tech-priest: theangrymarine: askthesister: sisterofmechanicus reblogged theangrymarine: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: Dammit! It was worth a shot though. HEY, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPEECH PATTERNS ON THAT THING, IT HAS TO HAVE A… BUT YOU INVITED IT TO BAKE WITH YOU. THAT IS SOME...
Dec 20th
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Letters from a Sororitas: sisterofmechanicus... →
theangrymarine: askthesister: sisterofmechanicus reblogged theangrymarine: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus: Dammit! It was worth a shot though. HEY, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT. I MEAN, LOOK AT THE FUCKING SPEECH PATTERNS ON THAT THING, IT HAS TO HAVE A… BUT YOU INVITED IT TO BAKE WITH YOU. THAT IS SOME QUESTIONABLE SHIT, RIGHT THERE. What...
Dec 20th
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sisterofmechanicus: ask-a-tech-priest: sisterofmechanicus: I’ll save you some Xenos next time k. Can I come too?  I have some photonic hydrogen flasks getting close to their expiration dates, and as amusing as shooting at Novice Larry can be, he’s not a very challenging target. Sure thing hun, tech priests are always welcome to throw volatile substances at Xenos scum.  
Dec 20th
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sisterofmechanicus: theangrymarine: sisterofmechanicus replied to your post: What the fuck are you doing on Tumblr and not killing the enemies of the Imperium you stupid fuck? He’s been asked this before, again and again and again hence it being boring. BTW Malleus you missed out on blamming deamonettes I FUCKING MISS EVERYTHING WHEN I’M PLAYING THE OLD REPUBLIC, DON’T I? FUCK. I’ll save...
Dec 20th
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theangrymarine: slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post: slaaneshthepleasuregod replied to your post:… Done fapping. YOU HAVE ISSUES. Chief among them being the whole being a Chaos god created by a bunch of circle-jerking Eldar blowing their psychic load all at once, right?
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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