February 2012
93 posts
asktheradical asked: I am an Inquisitor dear Wern, it is my duty to combat the enemies of man kind by any and all means. They will hate me as much as the Puritans who blindly ignore the possibilities. The difference is, they will not try to have me killed, as for you. You're safe as can be with both Vulpus and my identity tags marked to you. Among the fact you're aboard a ship of Astartes. Regardless I am...
asktheradical asked: The current Stormtrooper weapon that they are phasing in they call a hotshot lasgun Wern, at least that's what it said on the case when I took it from that armory world, but I get what you're saying. My hotshot charge packs from the long las I used in the guard were one shot, so I do understand the mechanics of that. But simply put I am an Inquisitor, thus I can get around that whole...
asktheradical asked: Reliable technology of the Imperium gotta love it. Well I'm thinking possibly an over charged one, similar to a hotshot lasgun but lighter and not as obvious. I'm looking towards the idea of stealth if you will. Perhaps with a bit more punch in respect to the actual killing the target. Magazine capacity isn't that big of a deal, but I need at least twenty shots from standard pack,...
asktheradical asked: Wren It's Inquisitor Mordrack again, just curious how you are at dealing with lasguns... Might have a project for you, under our previous agreement.
revenancevx asked: Greetings brother Enginseer. This is Castellan Revenatus of the Black Templars. A small question in relation to a modification to my power armor greaves - what do you think the feasibility would be of storing a mechanism within the greaves that would extrude a power blade from the knee plate? I've been pondering over plans for such a weapon, and Emperor forbid, do I find myself disarmed...
Drones are handy
shasla-weis:
I think i shall have my drone follow Spunty the servo skull around on the littany… Seems like a good way to gather… intel.
Have I mentioned that Spunty is armed with a zapper and doesn’t like competition?
serv0skull asked: Tech-Priest Wren, I am having a problem with my servo skull cam, it keeps on sneaking into the changing rooms of the Order of Our Martyred Lady to record our sisters dressing! Has my servo skull been tainted by slaanesh?? Is that even possible? Shall I have a commissar execute the servo skull? What shall I do Tech-Priest?
aneldarwindwhisperer asked: Greetings, metallic augmented mon-keigh. I am Isturroth, Farseer of the Craftworld Panlo-kii. By any chance, do you know how to repair wraithbone?
aneldarwindwhisperer:
thewarsmithsforge started following you
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awesomeface7 started following you
Thanks for following me, mon-keighs. Now can any of you use the astronomican or something and point me to the closest planet with bovine...
binkenator asked: UUUUMMMM tech priest? hi its me the Castelan again.... ummmm... why is your servo skull in my meditation pod? its just staring at me...
askebonydarknessdementiaravenway asked: I tond 2 halve dat affect une ppl. Jes cri Ina korner snh ull b ok
askebonydarknessdementiaravenway asked: Tat stotemant is patiently folse 4 axe u con c im rite her.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenway asked: Hai teach priest
sisterofmechanicus asked: Maybe only from you Wren.
daughter-of-russ:
ask-a-tech-priest replied to your post: Hi there! Wanna blow something up? 8D
Oh, whatever happens to wander into range. Heretics, xenos, daemons, Novice Larry…I’m not picky!
As long as you keep to that scum… it sounds like you’re a quite dangerous Tech Priest.
I’m a weapons specialist! My entire life has been devoted to the things that reduce other things into...
theangrymarine:
ask-cult-leader-fluttershy started following you
UH…
aneldarwindwhisperer started following you
GODDAMMIT.
Must be your cologne, Brother Malleus. You always seem to attract the heretics, xenos, and otherwise weird ones.
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Questions not usually asked…
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Uhh, no. That stuff is cheap and worthless.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? I have a sleeping bag and a blanket.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? No, though I once helped a family member abscond with...
Ask Zethina (Cultist-Chan): sisterofmechanicus:... →
theangrymarine:
askcultist:
She carried on slurping from the juicebox as she watched the sisters and Malleus argue, before turning her attention a bit too late to the guardsman running up behind her. One crash later, and Zethinas juicebox had been knocked from her hands and squished underfoot. Zethina sniffled slightly in lament.
The guardsman passed on the news of the Necron assault to...
Doom, Meet Warhammer 40k. Warhammer 40k, Meet... →
thegoddamndoomguy:
theshadowofvergil:
theangrymarine:
DO WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hell yes.
I’m am failing overmuch in my attempts to contain my child-like glee. 8D
: askcultist: heresygoesblam: “Of course! The... →
asquatinthedark:
askcultist:
heresygoesblam:
“Of course! The Imperial Guard is ready for any situation!” With that, he turned to the sergeant: “Varius, be sure to keep an eye on Private Hiras and Corporal Ises. No, you may not ask why,” replied the Commissar when the NCO opened his mouth in protest….
“YOU’RE ALL A SACK OF SORRY TINMINERS!” Durin bellowed, his temper ruined by a hangover,...
I suppose I should invite the boys who are worried about the sudden onset of the Red Rage to come hang out with me in the Temple of Boom this week.
I HAVE THIS FEELING SOMETHING VERY, VERY SCARY IS...
theangrymarine:
AND I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYTHING I CAN DO TO STOP IT.
WITH WHAT MAY VERY WELL BE MY LAST FEW BREATHS, I CURSE ZOIDBERG SCOUT MORDECAI.
Psst. Brother Malleus. Tell the ship’s apothecary to instruct the culinary-types on the addition of female hormone supplements to the Sisters’ diets. It’ll cut that problem off at the pass.
But aren’t you so glad...
So I guess PETA has its own porn site now. Yes,... →
slaaneshthepleasuregod:
Inquisitors! I found some heresy for you! Come and Blam it!
Do want? Don’t want? Not sure if want? I AM SO CONFUSED!
